”The question is irrelevant, and the outcome inevitable. The date is set.”

Scully: I was so sure, Mulder. I saw things and I heard things, and… it was just like world was turned upside down. Everybody was out to get me. Mulder: Now you know how I feel most of the time.

”How many folk tales do you know that could eat a boy scout leader and a biologist?”

Scully: Business is booming. Mulder: I think you mean banging.

”I know how crazy this is going to sound, but…”

Scully: Do you know how much the human body is worth, Mulder? Mulder: Depends on the body.

”Personally, if someone digs me up in a thousand years, I hope there’s a curse on them, too.”

”Please explain to me the scientific nature of the whammy.”

”I think the dead are speaking to us, Mulder. Demanding Justice. Maybe that man was right. Maybe we bury the dead alive.”

”We hear them everyday, they talk to us, they haunt us, they beg us for meaning. Conscience is just the voices of the dead trying to save us from our own damnation.”

Scully: “Well, did you actually see it? Mulder, maybe you’re seeing what you want to see.” Mulder: “What makes you think I’d want to see that?”

”Sure. Fine. Whatever.”

Scully: Smart is sexy. Well, think of it this way, Mulder. By the time there’s another invasion of artificially-intelligent, dung-eating robotic probes from outer space, maybe their uber-children will have devised a way to save our planet. Mulder: You know, I never thought I’d say this to you, Scully… but you smell bad.

”I’m afraid that God is speaking and no one is listening.”

”The ruler of the world is no longer the country with the greatest soldiers, but the greatest scientists.”